I cannot stress this enough. Bad shoes can ruin a good girl.
I see girls all the time when I’m gigging. Really interesting looking girls, that are very enjoyable to look at. And then I see their shoes. What the hell is with ugly shoes? I don’t know if I am alone in the male world thinking this, but bad shoes can turn me off a girl so fast its not funny. How hard is it to find good shoes?
Footwear notwithstanding, it is vitally important you all realize I don’t actually want to talk to these girls. I just want to look at them. When they start talking to me, some subtle magic is lost, and I lose interest in them altogether.
All the worlds a stage
In fact, according to one quantum mechanic, all the world’s a brain, and all of us are its thoughts.
While he freely admits that most of the universe concerns itself with vibrations and atomic level collisions, he does feel strongly that the entire universe is in fact information – more than just a reasonable hand-drawn facsimile (a la The Matrix), but information altogether. It’s a very trendy belief.
Quantum science comes closest of all sciences to confirming the existence of god. Maybe god is everywhere, because the universe is gods mind. Or maybe its all a bunch of convenient crap, something whacked out enough to get this guy his fifteen minutes of notoriety before he – and his ideas – go out of style faster than a pair of Uggs.