About five years ago I found one of my old sketchbooks. I made some scans at the time, and today, while sorting files during the transfer of my data from my Powerbook to my new Macbook, I came across a few of them. This is my favourite. Red and green crayon wax on paper, circa 1985.
Owing largely to the fact that I am completely red-green colourblind, I see immediately through your deception.
I am unmoved by this candid portrayal of my therapist’s ex-wife’s mailman engaged in conjugal relations with a shetland pony and three dwarves.
I thank you to keep your Pornographic Rorschach Tests to yourself.